YourGirlfriend
Your Girlfriend isn't real. You may say she is. You may even believe it. But she's not.
If she's not real, then who have I been speaking to online?
Not only is your girlfriend not real, but you're being scammed by some 42 year old neckbeard living in the secret attic hiding hole in some happy, unaware family's home. All he wants from you is what you can provide in his pay to win Korean MMOs.